Calling Customer Care in 2010

Customer Care in 2010

Operator : 'Thank you for calling Shanti Sagar Fast Food. May I have your...'

Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'

Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'

Customer: 'It's aah..., hold on...... 889861356102049998-45-54610'

Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 1715B, 18th Cross Malleswaram. Your home number is 23440946, your office 56452302 and your mobile is 9823426625. You are now calling from your mobile now, Sir?'
Customer: 'How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'

Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza....'

Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'

Customer: 'How come?'

Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'

Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'

Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'

Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'

Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'

Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'

Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 999.99'

Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'

Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 39,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'

Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'

Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'

Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'

Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter...'

Customer: ' What!'

Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number KA 04 X 1123...'

Customer: ' ????'

Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'

Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'

Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... '

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1997 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'

Customer: [Faints]

Calling Customer Care in 2010

Customer Care in 2010

Operator : 'Thank you for calling Shanti Sagar Fast Food. May I have your...'

Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'

Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'

Customer: 'It's aah..., hold on...... 889861356102049998-45-54610'

Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 1715B, 18th Cross Malleswaram. Your home number is 23440946, your office 56452302 and your mobile is 9823426625. You are now calling from your mobile now, Sir?'
Customer: 'How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'

Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza....'

Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'

Customer: 'How come?'

Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'

Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'

Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'

Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'

Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'

Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'

Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 999.99'

Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'

Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 39,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'

Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'

Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'

Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'

Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter...'

Customer: ' What!'

Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number KA 04 X 1123...'

Customer: ' ????'

Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'

Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'

Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... '

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1997 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'

Customer: [Faints]

Appreciating the woman in your life

This is a beautiful article, which I got as an email forward. Its really worth sharing, and expressing my consent over it:
The woman in your life…very well expressed

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven’t, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life; One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn’t want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simply Because you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house – your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly – your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this……

Please appreciate “HER”

Meeeeeeeeee.......

So lost deep inside,
Is all that makes me.
My true identity,
Is hard to see.

To my friends and family,
I’m a different me.
I have a secret identity,
Wonder if you’ll ever see.
My thoughts and actions,
Are all that makes me,
But some things I may do,
May not describe me.
Now look inside me,
If you ever feel like it,
I’m no-one but me,
Never hiding my identity.

Don’t say I am hypocrisy,
Because I never showed you,
two of me....
Now please,
Look at me,
Try to see the real me....
I’m no-one but,
my real identity....

My Broken Heart....

Tears of blood fall from my broken heart
This is destined to me from the start
When you utter the word "Forever"
Somehow within me i'm convinced as "Never"

Each word you say with a sincere tone
But why do my heart feel so alone?
As day and night i think of you
My face is wet with tears like dew

I now beleive that 'Love is blind'
I tend to leave your faults behind
Although i cry since long ago
I fail everytime to let you go

The hurt you induced is cutting like knife
My wounds never heal, this is my life
I pray to God that you will understand
To keep me proudly in your heart to stand...

Will This Change...

It has been everytime
When I come to you in tears
You would try to bring the moon
To bring me out of that fear

But what you fail to see
My love that reflects in me
Why it did not bring
To give you a little hint

But now again i came crying
And show you i was dying
What makes you steady & still
You turned hard from within

And it has been everytime
That my tears fall only for you
Those bitter crystal tears
Will continue to fall in blues........

The WAiT.....

Darkness surround me as I weep
Numerous reasons are so deep
Useless to complain those to anyone
My soul chases me as I run

You are there yet you are far
Feeling trapped like behind bars
Stealing my heart brutally away
Sitting and crying is what i do everyday

As days roll and turn into years
Waiting for you with my silent tears
Our seperation only darkens to me
But my love sings in slow melody

Hope for the day you would appear
Like the cloud in the sky becomes clear
The boy you love so bold and brave
But find yourself facing my grave....

Mili Nahi...

Chaha to bohat lekin woh mili hi nahin
Lakh koshish ki magar yeah faasla mita hi nahin

Is zamane ne majboor hi is qadar kia tha
K meri kisi jagah par woh thehri hi nahin

Khuda se jholi phela kar manga tha ussay
Khuda ne meri dua ko shayad suna hi nahin

Her aik se sawal poocha tere na milne ka
Her aik ne kaha woh tere liye bani hi nahin

Main apni tamam koshishon ke bawajood tujhe har gaya
Aur tu ussay mil gayi jisne tujhe kabhi manga hi nahin

Itni shiddat se chaha magar tu kisi or ki ho gayi
Shayad is jahan me wafa ka koi sila hi nahin....

A Painful Night Without You

I touch you as I feel your head brushing your hair from your face
Gathering the emotions building inside of me
One thought of commitment one thought of faith
How much I love you how much I feel your pain

All the memories of our short togetherness
Lingers in my mind as I feel warmth inside
I kiss your forehead trying to make myself strong
For what a difficult time it seemed

After the brief pleasure of being with you all the time
I feel so lost to loose you right now

These were my thought what I had that time
How I had thought it would be so wrong
How it seems to be so right after all
Better as I am after the horror of my dreams

Thinking if I really had to leave u
Did I really have to make that sacrifice?
Stepping on my emotions
Choosing loneliness after all that happiness..

God made me just to be Unhappy ?

Hearing words piercing my heart
Expressing abyssal pain
Sharing fearful inner thoughts
Broken spirit still remains

Soft whispers became icy arrows
Puncturing a delicate target
My drawn lips, tightened bow
Projectile voice, tipped with regret

Placed upon a pedestal
Spitting accusations of wrong
Scorning you for my past
By my side, is where you belong

Toxic words more damaging
Than a physical strike
Killing loving life essence
Faster than the third reich

Splintering what we've built
Slicing beauty to the core
Filled with heavy sorrow
Hope to repair what I tore

Crystal heart has been shattered
By your testimate of pain
Love from a magenta gem
Attempting to maintain ...

You Were Only Made For Me...

I can't take this Anymore
What is the Point?
Every time I get close to You,
You walk away and take no Blame...

Its all your fault a feel this Way,
There's nothing left to do or Say...
I Loved you with all my Heart,
but you just tore me Apart...

I've never felt this Way,
Ever about Someone...
I just feel like Walking,
And taking the Gun...

Put it striaght to my Head,
Hopefully I'll end up Dead...
But i'm not letting you Win,
This is all just a Sin...

You've taken my Soul,
But soon again it will be Whole...
To Love my Life once More,
I can now walk out the Door...

I'll just put you in the Past,
I should of known it wouldn't Last...
But at least now I'm Free,
I can live life Happily ...

You & Me, The Precious Moments...

You mean the world to me
You are everything to me
Just to hold you close
To feel your loving embrace
Makes me smile and feel loved inside
You have my heart and shall keep it forever
You have the password to my soul
You are the missing piece of the puzzle that shall make me whole

I love you with all my heart
Words cannot describe how i feel
To be apart from you for just a short time
Tears away at me inside
But as soon as i see your beautiful face
And just have one bittersweet kiss
The pain inside me vanishes and is no more

I feel you are my one true love
My reason to live on
Without you I would break
Just shatter into pieces
And float away in the wind
You are the reason that i wake each day
So I hope and pray that you will stay..

Life Is A Game, Just Play It....

Roll the dice again
for nothing more than less.
Go ahead and take a turn
for a second chance at happiness.

Maybe we'll win this time,
it could be our lucky day.
To make this life worthwhile,
to make things go our way.

End up with a number,
go on and take those steps.
Walk on to a new beginning,
forgive and pay your debts.

Take a chance on love,
you never know what you may get.
Evin if you play the wrong card,
you can pick another from the deck.

Life is like a game,
play along cause it's your call.
The only way you truly lose
is if you don't try to play at all ..

One Day You'll Also Love Me...

Why do you hurt me?
Do you like seeing me cry?
How can you just walk away?
When you know I'm dying inside!

How can you drag me,
Through this heartache and all this pain?
You know everything about her,
But do you even know my name?

Do you know how much I love you?
Do you even really care?
How can you let me love you?
Why are you so unfair?

Why won't you let me move on?
Let me be happy once again?
You want me in your life I know,
But I want to be more than just your friend!

Baby, just let me go!
I don't even me a thing.
But I don't want you to let me go!
I love you... Can't you see?

Why Meee...?

Sitting against the wall,
Pressing hands to ears,
Blasting music,
Rocking back and forth,

Asking,
Why me,
Why me,
Why me?

Why can't I be with the one I love?
Why can I never be happy?
Why do I go through so much stress?
I just want to die at times.

I have good friends,
A few good choices,
They help me,
And I help them.

So why do I choose to ask these questions?
Why am I so unsure?
Am I not believing in my friends?
Or is it the depression?

True Love Lasts Forever...

Love is an endless flow of passion
No one can feel it but you
No matter how many people say "I know how you feel"

They think they know but they have no idea
The wonders of falling in love with that special someone
The feeling you get when they tell you they love you

Once you've fallen in love you can't get back out
Like a ring that's too small for your finger
But you put it on anyway
It doesn't come off unless you break it

But if it's real silver it won't break
And if it's true love
It will never End...

I Was Always There For You....

Faking a laugh, faking a smile,
Hiding the truth behind a mask, while

My heart is breaking into pieces
With every smile that i give
That's the life that i live

Used to believe in fairy tales, thinking it's a beautiful world
Then i was appalled with the truth that this world holds

I tried to fool myself and hide behind my dreams
Tried to make everything as simple as it seems

But deep inside, there were thousands of bursting tears,
With every smile that i used to give
That's the life that i live

Ended up with a broken heart,
Ended up with my life ripped apart.

Ended up left alone in the darkness, crying,
Gave up and just quit trying...

Words Can't Describe How I Feel....

Will I ever be the same again
Will I ever get past all these lies
Will I ever open my eyes
And see that you are nothing
Nothing but lies

Will I ever be able to cry again
Will I ever be able to love again
Will I ever be able to sing again
Will I ever be free again

Free of your lies
Free of your seduction
Free of your lips
Pressed against my unwilling lips...

Do you want to seduce me
Into doing what you may?
Nay, I say, I will not fall
I will not let you take over
While I lose it all

And when I am lieing on the floor
Screaming for air
Losing my mind
And crying out for help
You just stand there smiling

Do you enjoy my pain?

Can't Get You Out Of My Head....

I Cant Get You out of My head
No Matter how i try
I Still love You
Even when you make me Cry,

I want You in my Arms
I want you to be Mine
But You don't want me Now
You says it's Not our Time,

Relationships are hard Enough
But love makes them even Worse
Love Makes it hard to give Up
Love is a curse,

I Hate the fact I love You
And that i cant Get You out of My Mind
I hate that every time i think of You
My heart flutters and My eyes Cry,

I don't understand how you do this to Me
How You make Me want to Die
How I dream about you Every Night,

I 'd rather Cry and mope and Whine
Than call You to get things Straight
Because somewhere in my Heart
I know Its already Too Late ..

Don't Know Why....

I cut my Hand Today
Don know why I cut so Deep
Just wanted to put myself to sleep
Eyes filled with tears,I'm screaming,
Voice which no one Hears...

Wanted to Show my Frustration
Wanted to Ease my Temptation
Wanted to Quench my Desire to Feel the Pain
So here I'm Hurting myself again & again...


Feeling the Immense Pain
I go down through the Memory Lane
Trying to remember the Blissful Times
Reflecting on them
My Soul wants to Smile...


But the Memories Fail to Heal
My Heart is Ripped out of my Soul
I've Landed in a Land of Dilemma
Nothing I wish to Dream of
Nothing to Aim at as my life's Goal...

Life is moving on, Yet I'm Stranded
I want to, but I cannot move Ahead...
Deranged Insanity has Crippled mee...
I don't know where I'm...
Or where I should be....

Baby Don't Say GoodBye...

Our separation has it's Faults,
But I don't wanna leave it All
So write the letters in teary Ink
I just need some time to Think
And I just need some time to Breath

Baby just say Good Night
I'll be gone Tomorrow
Baby just close your Eyes
I can't take the Sorrow
Baby just walk Away
You know I can't Stay
There's no easy way to say Good Bye
So baby just say Good Night

We're in a spell that never Ends
The Empty Hourglass wore me Thin
So let the phone do it's work
Your voice is Heaven
But it Hurts
Your words are Memories
But they Burn

Baby don't say Good Bye
Baby just close your Eyes
And dream,tomorrow's on it's Way
So just walk Away

Why does this happen in Love?

In exchange for faith, why does a person not receive faith?
In exchange for prayer, why does a person not receive prayer?
In exchange for joy, why does a person not receive joy?

Why does this happen in love?
How much will love cause you to cry!
It will make you forget the whole world.
It will increase your anxiety; you won't know one moment of peace.
What people become in love and from what!
Sometimes you come together only to be separated.

In this spring, you find only an autumn.
Life ends while you're still waiting.
In exchange for laughter, why is a person not given laughter?
In exchange for faith, why does a person not receive faith?

This moment doesn't linger.
No watch is mounted over memories.
When one's wound does not heal even with medicine,
imagine what someone might do in such a state..

We Loved To Create Memories...

Your memories still haunt me
For i'm still not over you
It's no easy to forget
For it used to be so true

These memories are my hope now
Yes they are my reason
They push me forward in my life
In any kind of season

And when i feel all betrayed
I go back to the times
When everything was so well
As the early sunrise

When joy moved to my heart
Like willing to stay
But before i realized
You were walking away

Your memories still haunt me
For i cant get over you
And i want no one else
It'll never get that true ..

When Rain Wipes Away My Tears.....

I Cant Get You out of My head
No Matter how i try
I Still love You
Even when you make me Cry,

I want You in my Arms
I want you to be Mine
But You don't want me Now
You says it's Not our Time,

Relationships are hard Enough
But love makes them even Worse
Love Makes it hard to give Up
Love is a curse,

I Hate the fact I love You
And that i cant Get You out of My Mind
I hate that every time i think of You
My heart flutters and My eyes Cry,

I don't understand how you do this to Me
How You make Me want to Die
How I dream about you Every Night,

I 'd rather Cry and mope and Whine
Than call You to get things Straight
Because somewhere in my Heart
I know Its already Too Late ....

The Day You Loved Me.......

Love was something I ran from
Trust was something that didn't come easy.

Being myself was something I could never do
I wanted my life back, without further ado...

Hating myself was something I could not hide
Being free was something that seemed so far away.


Wishing was something I learned didn't come true..

Everything was just so fake to me.
I was a stranger to myself.
But that all changed in one quick heartbeat.
When you said you loved me..

And It Was only She.....

Nobody knows why
That little girl cries
Nobody knows why
She as so much pain in her eyes

Nobody knows why
She wears long sleeves to cover her arms
Nobody knows why
She causes herself harm

Nobody knows why
She killed herself that day
Nobody knows why
She never said what she had to say

Nobody knows why
And its to late to see
That, that little girl
Was she n only she :(

I wish I was dreaming......

I wish I was dreaming,
When I heard the word "No."
I wish I was dreaming,
The day I let you go.

I wish I was dreaming,
That time I did you wrong.
I wish I was dreaming,
The moment I knew I didn't belong.

I wish I was dreaming,
When I continued knowing what I knew,
I wish I was dreaming,
The day I professed my love to you.

Because you never smiled back,
Nor did you even wave.
I just wish I was dreaming,
When I saw my grave ..